D:     Bm:     G:     A:     Am:     G6:     
 -2-     -2-    -3-    -0-     -0-     -0-
 -3-     -3-    -3-    -2-     -1-     -0-  <- Hammer onto first fret to get right sound
 -2-     -4-    -0-    -2-     -2-     -0-
 -0-     -4-    -0-    -2-     -2-     -0-
 -0-     -2-    -2-    -0-     -0-     -2-
 -0-     -x-    -3-    -0-     -0-     -3-

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D
I hate my brain
            Bm                 G
Because the things I think sometimes
           D
Are so judgmental and lame
        Bm             G
I've got everything I want except
   A
My set of expectations
      Bm       G
Won't stay the same
A                            D
Damn I really really hate my brain
          G
I hate my brain
          D
I hate my brain

I hate my brain



D
I used to be a spiderman
  Bm           G           D
I used to be a cowboy from hell

But not anymore
Bm             G
Now I'm just a clam
      A
And I live inside this shell
            Bm      G
Inside this shell I am
A
God damn I hate my brain
D               G         D
I hate my brain I hate my brain



Am     G                               
       And there's a guy in a S.A.R.S. mask
D                       A
Walking down the street screaming
G6                    D
Fourth time I've seen something like that
A  (Hammer onto 3rd fret on D string like above with G6, also try pulling off to play D string open, see video)
This week
G6
And I just can't shake
D                   Bm
I cannot shake that feeling
         A
That one day that man in the mask will be me
D
I hate my brain
G            D
I hate my brain



D
I hate my brain
            Bm                  G
Because the things I think sometimes
       D
Are so judgmental and lame
        Bm                G
I've got everything I want except
   A (Same hammer on / pull off technique as above)
My set of expectations
      Bm       G
Won't stay the same
A (Same hammer on / pull off technique as above)
Damn I really really hate my brain
 

                            
D           G
I hate my brain
            Bm          
I hate my brain
            A           
I hate my brain
            D
I hate my brain
            G
I hate my brain
            Bm
I hate my brain
            A
I hate my brain
            D
I hate my brain