C**

[Verse 1]

C                   F
Were all gonna die, this is true
C                       G
Its true for me and its true for you
Am                         Em           F                 G
but we could live a little longer if we put our minds to it
    C                    F
The light rail runs from five to eleven
    C                  G
Ill have your daughter home by seven
   Am              Em                   F                 G
If I play my cards right we'll get real high and ride the lightning

[Chorus 1]

    Am      G        F      G
but we cant ride all night
    Am               G             F G
the city needs their money for the DUI's
        Am           G          F          G        Am       G     F* G*
and the cameras they put on the freeway to catch us speeding

[Verse 2]

      C      F
April 1st 2002
      C                 G
I was riding my bike to school
          Am             Em
and I was hit by a Chevrolet
              F                      G
but no one believed me, it was April fools day
          C      F
December 25th 2008
   C     G
at 3:25 AM
     Am                         Em                    F
I'm standing in the middle of a room full of sleeping men
         G
counting them

[Chorus 2]

          Am       G      F
How did I get here?
   G            Am    G    F
I deserve to be loved
G         Am            G         F        G        Am    G   F* G*
How did I get here, what made me need this money so much?

[Kazoo solo]

C F C G Am Em F G / Am G F G Am G F G C**

[Outro]

C                  F
Who knows where we go
        C      G     Am
when we die?
                    Em         F   G
Who cares, I'm just glad to be alive
C                  F
Who knows where we go
        C      G     Am
when we die?
    G              F       G    Am
Who cares I'm just glad to be alive
    G              F       G    Am
Who cares I'm just glad to be alive
    G              F       G    C*
Who cares I'm just glad to be alive