| Em A | Bm G | Em A | Bm G | Em A | Bm G | G A | D |
                                                  ◊
Em      A                  Bm    G
Wake up boys, we're in the dump again
Em          A          Bm        G
Can't get a taxi, it's bucketing rain
Em          A                 Bm    G
Heading downtown with nothing in my brain
F#m                G
Trying to catch my breath
Em      A         Bm           G
Tired legume in a smoke-filled room
    Em          A               Bm       G
The high school guys are making noise outside
Em          A            Bm      G
Walking the hall with my shoes untied 
F#m               G
Dying to catch my death 

             A     D            A           D
And now it's Pekoe tea with a reflection of me
        A    D            A     D
My only company as far as I can see
      G              D/F#    A
We're doing this the hardest way 
G             D/F#  A
Back at the Hotel Majestic
Em        A    |D    A | Bm G | Em A | Bm G |
Same time every day         Hey hey

Em             A               Bm       G
Watch what you wish for, maybe wish too much?
       Em         A            Bm       G
You'll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch
Em           A          Bm          G
Aware of the uproar but numb to the touch
F#m                    G
Sifting through bad poetry
  Em       A           Bm           G
A sweet disorder never served me as well
     Em     A            Bm       G
As a tape recorder and a worn-out Dell 
Em        A            Bm        G
Time to reorder, man I feel like hell
  F#m               G
I wonder what's on TV

             A     D            A           D
And now it's Pekoe tea with a reflection of me
        A    D            A     D
My only company as far as I can see
      G              D/F#    A
We're doing this the hardest way 
G              D/F#  A
Stuck in the Hotel Majestic
Em          A     D    
Six nights, seven days        

D
I wake up around two o'clock 
Bm
Scrape off my eyelids and search for my socks 
     G
Holy shit, I'm late, now it's knock, knock, knock 
     |F#m  | F#m |
Let's go

| Em A | Bm G | Em A | Bm G | Em A | Bm G | Em | Bm |

      G              D/F#    Bm
We're doing this the hardest way 
G              D/F#    A
Doing this the hardest way
G             D/F#  A
Rocking the Hotel Majestic 
  Em         A         |D ◊ |
I hope you enjoyed your stay        

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