A/C#:         G/B:

E|--x--| E--x---|
B|--x--| B--x---|
G|--9--| G--x---|
D|--7--| D--12--|
A|--4--| A--10--|
E|--x--| E--7---|


 F    A#
(Ooh Internet)
  F    A#
(Ooh Internet)

          Gm                                                   Dm
Oh this constant refresh, well they say it's the death of us, baby
       Gm                                                  Dm
But I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
        A#
When I walk down the street, only strangers I meet
    A                      A7
But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet

  F
Internet
A#               F
I don't want to lose you
       A#
(Ooh Internet)
      F
Oh Internet
    A#                   F
If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you
        A#
(Ooh Internet)
      Gm
Oh Internet
 C               Gm     C
Keep me on your feed
Gm         Am   A#            C
I synch to you pretty much constantly

  F    A#
(Ooh Internet)
  F    A#
(Ooh Internet)


 Gm                                       Dm
Every now and then, I go and check on the mail
       Gm                                           Dm
Cause when there are physical letters, consistency fails
          A#
Oh these bills everyday
Lest they be autopay
     A                A7
Are easy to ignore, anyway


  F
Internet
A#               F
I don't want to lose you
       A#
(Ooh Internet)
      F
Oh Internet
  A#              F
You're the only love that's true
        A#
(Ooh Internet)
      Gm
Oh Internet
     C                  Gm     C
I'd make out with your face
Gm      Am      A#            C
Later tonight, let's meet in cyberspace


Dm                     A/C#
Oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
C                      G/B
Is this a drug that I need
Dm
There is no other way
A/C#
I am at home all day
C                       G/B
So that my torrents can seed
A#
You just don't get it
Cause you're not on Reddit
    A                    A7
And if you want me to go out
Just make sure that there's


  F
Internet
A#               F
I don't want to lose you
       A#
(Ooh Internet)
      F
Oh Internet
 A#             F
Boo boo be boo boo-boo
        A#
(Ooh Internet)
      Gm
Oh Internet
C                 Gm     C
I wrote you this song
Gm          Am           A#          C         F
And if you like it then you all can sing along