capo 2nd fret  
 
G              Bm 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON  
C                G 
LIVE BETWEEN HER KNEE'S 
 
C                   G                Em      A9        D 
AND FROLICK IN THAT ALFULLNIS IN THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEEZE  
 
G              Bm          C                 G 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNG 
 
C             G                   Em         A9     D 
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPUNG 
 
G              Bm        C                 G 
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCUL PUFF 
 
   C                      G 
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED 
 
   Em       A9  D 
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH  
 
G               Bm       C             G 
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPANG A LEAK 
 
    C                 G 
BUT DONT COMPLAIN YOU SLEEZY BICTH  
 
          Em      A9    D 
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK 
 
G              Bm     C                G 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVE BETWEEN HER KNEES 
 
    C               G                 Em      A9       D 
AND FROLICK IN THAT ALFULLNIST IN THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEEZE 
 
G              Bm         C                   G 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBIGE CAN 
 
    C               G 
AND GOT RECICLED AS FIBER IN  
 
Em     D     G
KELOGS RASIN BRAND