G                      Em
Protein monster ate a sack of poison sugar
Am
Crawlin' out of the barn to the weeds to die
             G       Am    Em
Rollin' his eyes... eyes, eyes

[Verse 2]
G              Em
Mama molasses broke my glasses
        Am
And the moon came up and we wiggled our asses
               G       Am    Em
She's got red eyes... eyes, eyes

[Verse 3]
G                Em
Marilyn Monroe pointed her toe
Am
Crawlin' out of the pool, from the water so cool
                                       G       Am    Em
Camera flashes flashin' back from her eyes... eyes, eyes


[Verse 4]
G                       Em
The werewolf cries and everybody hides
Am
He won't be scared when he dies
             G       Am    Em
Look in his eyes... eyes, eyes

[Verse 5]
G                  Em
Smokey the bear standing there
Am
And there's all the woods, all black and bare
              G       Am    Em
Tears in his eyes... eyes, eyes

[Instrumental]
G Em
Am
G Am Em

[Verse 6]
G                   Em
You call me a bum, sleepin' through the day
Am
There was nothin' I wanted to say
             G       Am    Em
I closed my eyes... eyes, eyes