G
This man, he got onto the bus,
G
Pointed a water gun at us.
C
He said, "I'll owe ya ten G's
G
If you can answer this for me:"

[Chorus]
Em                          G
What made my hamburger disappear?
Em                       C    G   C  G
What made it vanish into thin air?

[Verse 2]
G
Me and this woman layin' up,
G
A gin and tonic from the cup.
C
Locked and bolted the front door.
G
A burnin' candle on the floor.

[Chorus]
Em            G
Woah, catastrophe!
Em                             C              G
Candle lit the pillow on fire, almost roasted me!
        C              G
I said, almost roasted me.

[Instrumental]
G
G
C
G
Em   G
Em   C   G
C    G

[Verse 3]
G
I went to Dave's Deli.
G
I gone to fill up my belly.
C
This man sittin' next to me;
G
A heart attack, now, can't ya see?

[Chorus]
Em                                G
He said, "What made my heart stop beatin'?
Em                 C                       G
Must've been some bless-ed thing that I was eatin',
C                G
Lord, that I was eatin'!"

[Chorus]
Em                          G
What made my hamburger disappear?
Em                       C    G   C  G
What made it vanish into thin air?