Cm                     Bb
I fear there's something's wrong with you son
Fm                    G
And it's not just me, it is everyone
Cm                     Bb
We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors
Fm                                              G
Since the kitchen bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours!

Cm                         Bb
I've found your crusty socks and tissues
Fm                            G
It breaks my heart to know you've cried!
Cm                       Bb
Your mother respects your privacy
Fm                         G
But what on earth is this "hen tie"?


[Chorus 1]
Cm    Bb
Why!? Oh Why!?
Fm                    G
Mom don't look me in the eyes!
Cm                         Bb                  Fm          G
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
                Cm
My screen goes white!
          Bb              Fm                  G
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
                   Cm
Well I'll choose death!
Bb          Fm
Yeah I'll choose
G
Death!


[Bridge]
Cm
Mom!?
D
GET OUT!!!
Cm                D
What even is "Ahegao"!?


[Verse 2]
Cm                   D#
"Futanari"!? Girls with dicks!?
Fm                       G
I need this mousepad for my arthritis!
Cm                              D#
And this item is my device for floatation
Fm                              G
You know I like to swim, it's not for masturbation!


Cm                    Bb
Yaoi is how I learn kanji best!
Fm                      G#
Bible black is simply a religious text!
Cm                               Bb
2d girls won't betray me, and real girls are dumb
Fm
She'll never leave me
G
And always makes me come

...to my senses!


[Chorus 2]
Cm    Bb
Why!? Oh Why!?
Fm                    G
Mom don't look me in the eyes!
Cm                         Bb                  Fm          G
For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli!
                Cm
My screen goes white!
          Bb              Fm                  G
Make me decide between hentai and my last breath
                   Cm
Well I'll choose death!
Bb          Fm
Yeah I'll choose
G
Death!