Overwatch is the shit
Omniums suck my dick
I'm offense
You're defense
Fated allies
Hey mei! Destroy your ice wall, it's in the way!
Why the fuck are my teammates afk?
While 12 year olds on chat call me gay?
I need a healer
Where's my fucking healer!?

I'll stand and fight with you, succeed or die with you
I've charged my ultimate
Heroes unite
Overwatch is the shit
Omniums suck my dick
I'm offense
You're defense
Fated allies
Hey mercy
Quit fighting and get back to healing
I fucking hate the scattered arrow
It's cheating wish you would just die die die
Yeah that's right I'm reaper just used my ultimate although noone was around to see it
It makes me cry everytime

Motherfucker

Nobody gives a shit that you've got the play of the game!
He's your main?
My main?
Her main?
This dumb team consists of only genjis!
Keep attentive and your chin down low keep your eyes on the road
What the fuck where'd you go get back to the payload
God dammit don't teabag my corpse I'm only here to play support

Save me

I'm so goddamned addicted it's not even funny
Got a loot box and got some bullshit skins
I'm convinced no healer on my team exists blizzard take my money
I'm so God damned addicted it's not even funny