| B   | B   A  A6 | G   F  F6 | E   | E7   | D   | D7   ||


[Verse]

A                 A/G
I am he as you are he
     C            D             A     A/G
As you are me and we are all together.
C
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
     D7                 A
See how they fly, I'm crying.


[Chorus]

A                 A/G  Dadd9/F#
Sitting on a cornflake,
F                G      A   A/G
Waiting for the van to come.
F
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
B7
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

               C              D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
               E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.


[Verse]

A         A/G               C             D             A   A/G
Mr. City p'licemen sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row.
C
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,
     D7                 A
See how they run, I'm crying.
     Dsus4
I'm cry   -   ing,
      A
I'm crying,
      E        D   D7
I'm cry   -   ing.


[Chorus]

A                    A/G  Dadd9/F#
Yellow matter custard,
F                G         A    A/G
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
F
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
B7
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
          E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.


[Instrumental]

| B   A   | G   F  | E    ||


[Chorus]

B             A        G               F       E
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun.
F                     B7
    If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain.

          C                   D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
          E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob.
D
Goo goo goo g'joob.


[Verse]

A               A/G
Expert texpert choking smokers,
C                    D               A
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
           A/G
(Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!)
C
See how they smile like pigs in the sty,
     D7                  A
See how they snied, I'm crying.

A                 A/G  Dadd9/F#
Semolina pilchard,
F               G       A     A/G
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
F
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
B7
Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.


[Chorus]

         C                    D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
          E
I am the walrus,

Goo goo g'joob,
D
Goo goo goo g'joob,
C
Goo goo g'joob,
                                     B7
Goo goo goo g'joob, goo.
(B7)
     Chooga, chooga, chooga.


[Outro]

Joob-A, joob-A, joob-A.

||: A     | G     | F     | E     | D     | C     | B7     :||
      Joob-a, joob-a, etc. (repeat to fade)