C         Em    Am             G
All Stand Back, Let The People See 
C      Em          Am                  G  
Take A Snap Of The Famous Groupies For Me 

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Behold The Famous Groupies 

They Are Alike As Two Peas 
                              Em    A
And Where The Other Goes, The Other Goes 
    Am
But Though The Famous Groupies 
    Bm            Em
Are Only Paid In Rupees 
Am                                    D
Nobody Knows What The Famous Groupies Know 
    Am                                    G
And Nobody Goes Where The Famous Groupies Go 


A     Dm
There Was A Bongo Player
 
Who Kept An Extra Layer 
                       Em     A
Of Dunlopillo Mattress In His Van 
    Am
But When The Famous Groupies 
  Bm                     Em
Arrived With Their Twin Snoopies 
Am                                D
Nobody Saw Which Way The Poor Boy Ran 
Am                                   D
Nobody Does It Like A Famous Groupie Can 


C         Em    Am             G
All Stand Back, Let The People See 
C      Em          Am                  G   
Take A Snap Of The Famous Groupies For Me


A     Dm
There Was A Lead Guitarist
 
Who Lived In Epping Forest
                       Em     A
And All He Ever Wanted Was To Blow 

’Lord Knows Why’

    Am
But When The Girls Were With Him 
   Bm              Em
He Never Lost His Rhythm 
    Am                                    D
And Nobody Knows What The Famous Groupies Know 
Am                                    G
Nobody Goes Where The Famous Groupies Go 


C  Em  Am  G  
(x  2)    



A     Dm
There Was A Classic Story
 
Of A Roadie Nicknamed Rory 
                            Em     A
Who Used To Practice Voodoo On The Side 
    Am
But When The Famous Twosome 
   Bm                Em
Suggested Something Gruesome 
Am                                         D
All That They Found Was A Crater Two Miles Wide 
      Am                                 D
Which Left The Music Business Absolutely Horrified 


C         Em    Am             G
All Stand Back, Let The People See 
C      Em          Am   
Take A Snap Of The Famous Groupies

Famous Groupies

Famous Groupies...etc


Ladies And Gentlemen, Those Magnificent Examples Of 
Female Pulchritude And Luminosity, Direct From Their 
Global Perambulations To The Very Boards Of This 
Supremely Magnificent Proscenium Arch - 

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Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You Fa-mous Groupies!